Dealbreaker: Your Extreme Paranoia

In the spirit of DEALBREAKER, here’s an actual one from a few years ago:

String Cheese is Great3 facebook wall posts
23 instant messages
12 text messages
17 missed calls
8 voicemails
1 e-mail

I’m not dead, I just went to Trader Joe’s to pick up string cheese.

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