The Perfect Stoner Game for WiiWare

Apparently there are no plans to release the game outside of Japan, which is an incredibly stupid decision. I mean, look at it! There’s even a polar bear in there for no good reason! Doesn’t Nintendo of America realize how many stoners would download this game in a second, no matter how expensive it was?

But no, today everybody loses. Nintendo won’t be raking in that extra dough, and the U.S. Stoner Population won’t get to play a video game where they can run through walls and majestically tackle other half-naked muscle men as a polar bear wearing a speedo.


2 responses to “The Perfect Stoner Game for WiiWare

  1. I dunno dude… looks pretty gay

  2. I don’t know why you would assume that you’d need to be stoned to enjoy this. It looks amazing.

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